Ok, before I get bombarded with hate mail and comments, realize that these are just my opinions based on SOME, I repeat SOME, of the women I’ve encountered during my 24 years of life. I haven’t met a woman who did ALL of these annoying things, but every one at least did one. So read it, enjoy it, laugh at it (if you find it funny), and if something hits home, GET YOURSELF IN ORDER, lol.
10. Potty Mouths – I promise on everything, I just talked to a girl on the phone 10 minutes prior to writing this and her exact words were, “I’m hungry, I’ma get some muthaf***a to bring me some muthaf***in’ food over here.” My response, “Wow, you wilding shortie. Take care.” I don’t know who told yall it was cool to curse for no reason at all, probably ya hoodrat ass mommas (yea BE OFFENDED), but that is a BAD LOOK.
9. Trying To Find Out What’s Wrong With Me – You are not my therapists, PAUSE. Once I tell your hard headed butt that I’m good, then leave me alone. “No you’re not.” How are you gonna tell me when something is wrong with me? The fact that some girls keep asking me what’s wrong with me, MAKES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.
8. Indecisiveness – Make up your damn mind. Either you wanna mess with me or you don’t. Stop complaining, leaving, then deciding 2 weeks later you need some dick. I’m always the same, it never changes unless you do something retarded – in which case I’m done with you all together.
7. Bad Kids – Put a leash on those rugrats. Making your kids curse and say smart stuff is not cute either. If I come over and they are all in my face, annoying me, I’m leaving. Better go work that stuff out with ya baby daddy or somebody who has the patience for it. Instead of trying to find another dude to make another baby with, learn to control the ones you have.
6. Women Who Can’t/Don’t Cook – What is your purpose in life? Seriously? Ya’ll have only been cooking and raising kids for a million years, what is the problem? If you can’t cook, you might as well go lock yourself in the closet and re-evaluate your life. I don’t care how fine you are, how good you slob me up, or about your job……if you can’t cook, you could never be my significant other.
5. Low Self-Esteem – Get over it. How am I suppose to like you when you don’t even like yourself? I love bad broads who KNOW they are bad broads. They say it, they know it, they live it.
4. Dumb Friends – Some ladies are great, but their friends aren’t. I don’t know why some women are attached at the hip to their girls. Think for yourself. If your girl wants to get a tattoo on her neck, that doesn’t mean you have to do it to. Now ya’ll will both be 45 and looking stupid. Know when to cut someone off and just say no. Oh, and NO HOOKUPS. Tell ya girls to get their own dudes. I don’t play matchmaker aka somebody to keep your lonely girl busy while I try to tear you out the frame. If she’s that bored, she can join us.
3. Complaining About Black Men – On average, most of the women who complain about black men haven’t dated more than 10-20 guys in their who lives. 50 TOPS. There are millions of black men that you haven’t met, nor will ever meet. I’m not responsible for who cheated on you, beat you, or got you pregnant. If anything, you should complain about yourself, cause you’re the one who keeps letting these wack men put their dicks in you. Don’t complain about guys like me when you keep giving head to guys like me. Change yourself and that’ll change the people that are around you.
2. Hypocrites – “Don’t talk to me if you ain’t making money.” Woman, please. You’re B-R-O-K-E. I saw your pictures on Myspace; you were in a small bedroom with the mattress on the floor. Your mirror was dirty. Your designer bags are fake. Your Cartier glasses are fake (DETROIT). You still live with your momma……and she’s broke too. I pay more in taxes than you gross, but I’d still never give you a dollar.
1. Talking About Other Women – I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. One of the biggest reasons my main is my main is because she doesn’t care about other girls, well at least she never says anything about them. Cute, ugly, fine, whatever……she doesn’t care. Forget about how men disrespect women, how about how WOMEN DISRESPECT WOMEN? Yall go so hard on each other it’s ridiculous. All that hate is crazy. “Why would he leave me for that ugly girl?” Well……..ummmm, maybe he doesn’t think she’s ugly. I can’t count how many times I had one girl say another girl was ugly……while the other girl was saying the same about her. Both of them were average. As far as I’m concerned, unless you’re Lauren London, you don’t get to say who’s cute or not.
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Best. Post. Ever.
The tone of this post is just….. a hot mess. LOL But you did warn me before I started reading.
I’ll just comment on the cooking thing though. As a woman who can cook (I mean REALLY cook. Like from scratch, and several different cuisines from my Southern background to my Island roots, to stuff only seen on t.v. And I bake too! *pops collar/apron*) I am banking in life for other women to continue to refuse to learn how to cook. This ups my stock. LOL And since I live in the South women who cook are still common. I hear up north women don’t cook and they are proud of it. This is where I step in!
@JG*, In response to the allegation that women in the North don’t cook and are proud of it, I have to say that is not completely true. There are alot of women here in the north that love to cook and bake. Especially in Ohio. In my hometown, most of the black people migrated there from the south in the 1940′s and 50′s and that southern hospitality has been passed down for generations. I was fortunate to see my grandmother in action and inherit some of her recipes. So like you, I bank on the women who dont and won’t cook. But don’t go to sleep on a northern woman cause we can do it all while wearin a pair of stilettos.
re: #6 – What’s my purpose in life? I can assure you my PURPOSE is not to feed your hungry a**. That was your mama’s job. I can cook, btw, & I do cook for my man, AND I think it’s bourgie for a woman to say that she doesn’t cook and it’s retarded for one who has children to say such a thing. That being said, I still say it’s not my purpose in life to feed YOU. That is all.
@AJ, EXACTLY!!!!!
good thing he wasn’t talking to you….by the way, all you’re doing is proving how annoying women are
So true! He wasn’t talking to you! lol
He’s talking about the women who say they don’t or can’t cook to their man, and you are already doing what he is saying women SHOULD be doing.
SMH
This was cute. Very cute.
Ummm..interesting yet expected lol
10. I hope it bothers you just as much to hear men curse. If not, you may want to get over that just a little bit. I will assume , though, that it would have made your ears ring just as hot if it had been one of your homeboys that made the comment about the “mother-fucking food” (spelling and diction added for emphasis ). If not, that’s just problematic, period. 6. That is your personal preference, so I won’t knock you if you only want to date a woman who knows how to cook. However, the fact that “women have been cooking and raising kids for millions of years” doesn’t mean it’s a good thing. Lots of things have been happening for years, doesn’t make them right. A woman’s “purpose” is SO not to cook.
I don’t know how I feel about this…I am really stuck in the middle. You brought up some really good points, but I think you left out some things. I also think that everything you wrote pertains to a certain type of female, because I have met some that migrate the same areas that do everything you wrote. You might need to find a new scene homie.
Dude….good read.
number 6 i agree with word for fucking word.
5. women are always talking about “you know i have low self esteem” like im supposed to feel pity. get some. i hate it.
4. dumb friends is a no no. that tattoo thing is the truth
3. too much fucking complaining.
I can’t take it anymore. LOL
This post is horrid. It really is. I mean it’s your opinion and that’s fine, but *shivers* it’s horrible. I think I will write an equally horrible post with the Top 10 most annoying things about men just to offset it. Matter of fact, I’m on it now.
But going back to the cooking thing…
How bold is it to say that a woman needs to re-evaluate her life? And she has no purpose just because she doesn’t cook. That’s crazy. You are borderline a damn caveman.
@JG*, I’m with here. You know one think I noticed too….all of the “annoying things” listed are almost common practices of men everyday! Let me go here…
I have encountered men with low self-esteem. Yes, strong, intelligent, wonderful men that don’t know how to act when they have met a good woman, so they act out b/c they don’t think they deserve me….what’s that called….LOW SELF-ESTEEM!!! Not my words, theirs. There are good points made but I just don’t understand the double standard…ITS CRAZY! A woman will put up w/ every quality listed when it comes to a man. O and as far as the last one…I have lots of male friends…and they gossip just as much as my female friends do, sometimes worse! lol
I’d be fine with this post if there werent such a double standard. I agree with some things you said, but they should also pertain to men to.
10. Potty Mouths: It may not be very “lady-like” but if she feels like expanding/reducing her vocab, so be it. If you’re cussing you have little room to tell someone not to. If all the women youre around cuss maybe you need to hang around a different type.
9. Trying To Find Out What’s Wrong With Me – I think *all* women are guilty of tryign to comfort someone. it is generally in their nature (same for men to, they just do it in a different way). if she won’t leave it aloen you eithe rneed tochange your atttiude (because it’s obviously looking like you have problems) or she may be annoying. Either way, I have yet to meet a female (maybe I’m biased asince I’m one myself) who kept going at it…well, I have met a few. And I think when they did that with some guys they liked them.
8. & 7.: You need to hang out with better girls. You’re puttin gyourself in that situaiton, don’t expect more than what youre putting in. You aren’t going to get quality girls when you aren’t hanging out with them.
6. Women Who Can’t/Don’t Cook – What is your purpose in life? Seriously? Can you fix & build a car? Build a house? Do you have a well-paying job? Can you catch a wild animal with your bare hands or survive out in the forest? How many Do-it-Yourself things do you make? If you’re going to put women to old and sexist standard why should I hold you to the traditonal (sexist) male standard, which many could barely stand against? Women aren’t put on this earth to cook and clean. You’re coming off as a bit sexist. Unless you can’t cook a five-course meal, stop freaking out about it and maybe take a few classes yourself.
5. Low Self-Esteem – You’re right, you’re not suppose to have to baby a woman and feed her ego, but you need to realize that many people do have low self-esteem. I’ve even been around a few guys with low selfesteem, and I feel like if you care about enough them enough it won’t be an issue. If it’s on going then she has some things to work out, but understand that high selfesteem iis a trait many don’t have.
4. Dumb Friends – same as 7 & 8…not to mention many men have this problem too.
3. Complaining About Black Men -The girls who complain about “bad black men” but keep going back to them are annoying, but you know what, you’re the ones hanging out with them…and in fact, might be one of the bade black men they don’t like (Don’t complain about guys like me when you keep giving head to guys like me. “). There is an issue in the black community between male and females, educate yourself on it. Understand it. “Change yourself and that’ll change the people that are around you.”- take your own advice.
2. Hypocrites – I agree with that, but I’ve noticed guys are no different.
1. Talking About Other Women – Agree. But as far as I’m concerned men do the same thing to.
@Noelani, Great rebuttal to #6. I love it!
Sorry for the typos:
-Unless you *can* cook a five-course meal, stop freaking out about it and maybe take a few classes yourself.
Just like how my argument could make more sense if I fix typos and grammar mistake, yours would make a hell of a lot more sense if you applied it to human nature instead of women.
The only issue I have is number 6. As someone said before it did come off as chauvenistic, but hey if that’s you, that’s you. No women’s purpose soley is to cook and raise kids. There are some women who may have been the only child and were never really taught to cook. Some women don’t have children so there’s no reason to always cook like that. Most women who DO know how to cook really well learned from coming from big families where they had to help.
Best Post Ever…all the way through! lol
Lool You killed it–
i agree with all except self esteem, i prefer a women with low self esteem cause the one’s that think they are bad broads are fucking annoying, once a women knows or thinks she’s hot it all changes, they start thinkig you gotta do all types of shit just to be with them, HELL NAW !! the most dangerous thing in this world is cocky women, not because they’re hot but because they will treat you like they don’t need u but yo need them………………..there’s 2 many women in the world for me to deal with a cocky bitch, especially when there’s 8 million other women who look better.
notice how women get offended when you speak the truth, specially the ones that fit the categories…. the men never said that all women act like this……….. that’s why im signing pre-nup, and on top of that they keep half of all your stuff if you divorce, and they still wonder why some men treat women like shit……..Money Over Bitches All Day !!!!! ………………. watch the negative comments after this post !!! LOL
Thats the Problem right there. Women, just take the constructive criticism. If it doesnt apply to You, just move on. But by trying to defend all 10 points, You are proving what He’s saying. Yall have shows like Oprah, The View, etc. where yall have been talking about whats wrong with us. Lol of course there’s Men that do some of those things. But I am not about to defend them just because You went down the list and said, “Men do this too”. I could go on but Men arent supposed to win arguements…right?
Im feelin this, for real!
Women Who Can’t/Don’t Cook – I think alot of women dont feel as if they have to know how to cook, because they feel that they are defying gender roles from the 18th and 19th century. Understandable, but I dont get it.
Complaining About Black Men – some women complain, but they dont look in the mirror or they blame white women for taking all of the ‘good black men’. If black men are so bad, then weigh your options with a man of a different race, black men have been doing it for years.
Talking About Other Women – First off, no one should ever talk down about another person, but when black women trash other black women, it saddens me. AA should uplift each other, because all we have is each other. White women trash each other in personal circles, but it seems that black women do it publicly more often than none. But women can fight and hold grudges forever, but guys can fight and be friends the next day, i dont get it… but its life
@Terrance E, Amen to that. I think home training can be the issue. When you grow up you are supposed to learn how to love a nurture a family and the meal time is a great way to bond but also the duty in any family regardless of who cooks. I have a wonderful friend who can cook but her husband loves to do it and he is a better cook. She had a working mom and they ate out alot so she just never got into the routine but she is a lovely wife and supports her man 100%.
In full agreement with #1. Glad that someone else noticed that too.
Can’t really get with #6 though. To ask “What is your purpose in life?” sounds quite Neanderthal.
My cousin doesn’t, and can’t, cook…. but she’s been married for 30 years. Her husband happily cooks.
As for the rest….. Eh.
…you just had to mention the faux Cartiers…lol.
This is funny! Not offensive at all… lol Cooking is fine if you have all day…..if you work….i understand you should be able to make some things but if i am doing a 9-5, you shouldnt expect to come home to thanksgiving!! lol ill hook you up on the weekends with the lasagna. However i do feel you on the self esteem! its very impt to love yourself!!! and yes most women havent dated enough men to give the “all guys are….” statements…i stay away from those (especially since im already taken lol) ………but this is a great article (as in funny) much luck to you finding your woman!! xoxo
uhhuh- stall me out cuz
I’m a female and I agree with this post for the most part…
The article is titled, “MY top 10 Most Annoying things about Women”…that means it is the author’s opinion. This is different from fact.
I agree that women should not have potty mouths, its downright unattractive (yes we all know men do it but that’s not what the article is about, is it?)
I also think women should know how to cook (and men should too but again, we are talking about women). Women do have roles in the household (as well as men) and that includes taking care of children and keeping up the home. Hands down, women should know how to cook… period. That’s how I was raised (and my mom had a full time job). My dad shared cooking duties but best believe my mom was not going to sit up and say she didn’t know how to cook. C’mon, that’s just pathetic…keepin’ it real.
I just hope you know what to do and how to treat this great woman when she comes around.
This is hysterical and certainly a check to self. Ha ha ha, not really I’m way to “Church-Chat” for random of random tasteless-broad-ness. But for the Brotha who can express himself KUDOS. I love that he knows what he likes and what he does not want to be involved with although I doubt the types of women he is refering to will read this blog to get the info but thanks for humoring the rest of the educated women who walk on 2 feet out there what your world is like. LOL. Perhaps one should ask themselves why they attract these types of low class women into their life anyway. LIke attracts like. LOL And do remember only flies are attracted to smelly stuff. Wanna fight back? LOL http://www.bayarearealestateguide.blogspot.com
Okay, i agree. Women who swear are terrible. But women belong in the kitchen? Seriously? This isn’t the 1950′s, there are perfectly good women in this world who have established themselves but can’t cook. Its not something we’re born with. AND, you should not go into a relationship being so judgmental. Women have flaws – And you’re not so perfect yourself. Be more open-minded to women who have some quirks about them, it doesn’t mean you should let yourself out.