Caption This: “Hold up, let me check my palm pilot (literally)…”

Sarah Palin is to politics, what Tila Tequila is to the entertainment industry. Trying desperately to remain relevant with a fan base and a claim to fame that I can’t quite understand. People honestly listen to these two individuals and some even idolize them. Smdh!

Recently while at a Tea Party Rally (I’m still trying to figure these folks out) Palin delivered a non-substance punchy jokey keynotey addressy. Sidebar: Did I do it right? Just add a “y” to everything and it touches the real Americans, right? Was that folksy enough?

Anyway, at one point during her speech Palin blasted Obama saying how much he relies on a teleprompter but then during the Q&A, she did a little-Miss-Cleo-palm-reading to answer a question. She tried to be smooth about it too, glancing quickly at her hand, as if we all wouldn’t notice. I see you Sarah, I see you! If this isn’t the pot calling the kettle black (wait, he is black).

Anyway …

Sarah, seriously you can’t remember simple talking points like “Energy,” “Tax Cuts,” and “Lift Americans Spirits”? Was she backstage like, “wait, what do I believe in again” and then jotted down her core values after a quick brainstorming session?

Hold on for a second, let me write a note to myself *scribbles on hand* “throat chop university is the name of my blog.” Okay, back to the post.

I later read in an article that Sarah Palin said she also gets daily briefings on domestic and foreign policy issues. After that “I can see Russia from my house and they’d invade through Alaska” talk, someone needs to get out a globe and give her a daily geography briefing. “Washington, DC is the Capitol of the United States. The President lives there.”

I bet she’s confusing her daily domestic and foreign policy briefings with Rev Run’s “Words of Wisdom”. In that case, I guess I get a daily briefing too.

I wonder what else Sarah writes on her hands to get her through the day. Well, I sent out a request to my followers on twitters. Enjoy.

@JF_Kennedy: “Wu-Tang = RZA, GZA, Ghost, Rae …”

@mmvance: Is it smile and then wink, or wink and then smile? *looks down at hand* Ok I got this.

@jacobm15: Remember to never Bristol home alone EVER AGAIN!!!!

@reketa: Sara Palins hand note (the word “Nigger” does not fly)

@215Esoterica: To Do List: Shit, Shower, Shave, Re-Up on kids birth control.

@SinnamonS: Energy first, then off to pick up Monica L. Style dress at the dress barn near the meat packing factory

@STATUS_VE: She needed a reminder (marrying family members NOT accepted)

@blunted215: “If found, return to Wasilla, AK”

@brooklynsoul: note to self: I cannot see Russia from my house.

@blunted215: Trig is your baby, not Bristol’s. Trig is your baby, not Bristol’s. Trig is your baby, not Bristol’s

@MauiMescudi: “Breathe in, breathe out- repeat indefinitely. Do not adjust Bumpit in public.”

@woodgva: Breathe … speak … breathe … speak … Pause … breathe … speak

@OCSupreme: Just as any normal closet groupie would do, Sarah kept her promise to never wash her hand again after the President autographed it.

@jshepp831: The phonetic spelling of tea party

@luda_christ: To do list: 1. pick up Obama shaped dildo from Hilary’s house 2. Finish reading Hop on Pop for sex

@OCSupreme: Although Sarah never played basketball a day in her life, she often gets called for ‘hand checking’.

@MelissaCzarnik: “I’m good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me.”

@LadyBlogga: “Hello… My name is Sarah Palin.”

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